Song Lyrics
The Demi-Human Drinking Song!

The Demi-Human Drinking Song!

By
Dan Marcotte

Refrain

There’s never a wine as fine as made by a vineyard elf,

RPG diddly d&d, don’t fumble as you tumble to the shelf!

Cider’s made by a whole halfling, whiskey’s made by a gnome,

RPG diddly d&d, don’t fumble as you tumble to your home!

There ain’t no beer that brings such cheer as made by an alehouse dwarf,

RPG diddly d&d, don’t fumble as you tumble or you’ll barf!

RPG diddly d&d, we’ll sing this song all night,

If demi-human drinking’s wrong, I don’t want to be right!

FORT-I-TUDE SAVE!

1. I went to the lands of the noble gnomes,

and they gave me a drink in their hillside homes,

Gnomish whiskey single malt, if I drank to much it’s not my fault!

Halfling cider from the shire, sets your heart and soul on fire,

With a halfling feast all mirth abounds, and a demi-human drinking song!

FORT-I-TUDE SAVE! (Refrain)

2. I wandered once to an elven wood, everywhere gazebos stood!

Turns out these were elven bars with elven wine, the best by far!

Beer from dwarven breweries, worth the extra calories,

Now you know why dwarves are round, from the demi-human drinking song!

FORT-I-TUDE SAVE! (Refrain)